wisepuma23




"I like that every page in every book can have a gem on it. It's probably what I love most about writing--that words can be used in a way that's like a child playing in a sandpit, rearranging things, swapping them around. They're the best moments in a day of writing -- when an image appears that you didn't know would be there when you started work in the morning.”
-Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
(open for prompts!)
an-endless-secret:

you ask him if he loves you, and he does not reply

another wip what is this anatomy you speak of

an-endless-secret:

you ask him if he loves you, and he does not reply

another wip what is this anatomy you speak of


lordwhat:

(x) Can I just-



  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

(Source: cassastark)


redribbonrobot:

This is so cheesy but…I couldn’t help myself.

redribbonrobot:

This is so cheesy but…I couldn’t help myself.


super-sootica:

Loving Gabriel is hard because he’s basically the ‘schrodinger’s cat’ of Supernatural.  He’s dead, but he’s alive and there’s not a lot we can do to prove it until someone opens the goddamn box.


tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings


billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out


(Source: homoghosts)


(Source: jackspinups)


porkandthebeans:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:



Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though



OH MY GOD

porkandthebeans:

danathetimelord:

spookstraife:

foxinahumancostume:

colonel-mustang:

jhenne-o-lantern:

tragic-french-intimacy:

image

Please consider a reblog— this could save a life

Human transmutation Circle.

image

Please reblog, this could save a limb.

or your brother

wont bring back your mom though

image

OH MY GOD


lawrencetheshark:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

Maryland has a rain tax and is considering taxing every mile you drive of course everybody wants to move

lawrencetheshark:

ryanvallejo:

mapsontheweb:

Which states have the most people with state pride?

its like the shittier your state is the more pride you have

Maryland has a rain tax and is considering taxing every mile you drive of course everybody wants to move

(Source: reddit.com)


yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW


dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite musical

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Random fact about you

Thank

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

(Source: 314eater)